Literally vs. Figuratively

Literally vs. Figuratively is very important. Back when I was a stick up kid I stole a bag off this dude on the train.

He told me I didn't want what was in the bag.

I told him fuck you and I have the gun.

He said if I opened that bag I would literally enter a world of hurt.

I left, found a quiet spot and opened the bag. It was a portal to hell and it sucked me in like magic.

That was a bad time. I'm only here to tell you about it because I'm so clever and resourceful. I found my way back out of hell again.

But it just goes to show, if somebody says "literally" you better know if they literally mean it.

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